<?php
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**/

$xhtml = array(
	'title' => 'Soy sauce and canned foods',
	'body' => <<<END
<p>
	I was tasked with finding our missing soy sauce today.
	Yesterday, my mother was looking for it and couldn&apos;t find it.
	I couldn&apos;t locate it either though.
	Once they got home, they found it in a box that we hadn&apos;t unpacked since moving.
	I was sure that we&apos;d seen it since then, but I guess not.
</p>
<p>
	My mother saw that I was eating canned vegetables, and apparently, they have a problem with that.
	They have a problem with my cooking, they have a problem with me eating things that don&apos;t need to be cooked ...
	What am I supposed to eat?
</p>
<p>
	My mother went to go collect bullet shells in the hills, but I used my hurt knees as an excuse to stay home and <del>work on a secret project</del> <ins>play <a href="apt:supertux">SuperTux</a></ins>.
</p>
END
);
